A small wormhole opened when the payload detonated and sucked Chuck back in time. So he’s injured, but he survived the damn blast and he floated for a bit before someone fished him up and they’re like “who the fuck is this kid wearing this weirdo armour thing?” Turned out that he got transported back to the early 2000’s.
You know Chuck, he ran his mouth off and maybe punched a few people despite his injuries.
And oh, he’s fished in the Australian water (wormhole teleportation thingamajick here ssshhhhh no asking). So he got detained by the Aussie government. And guess who piloted his transport chopper? Young and sweet faced Herc fucking Hansen.
Woooooo Hansencest shenanigans!
Stacker sleeps like someone who has never had a bed big enough for him; flat on his black, arms crossed over his chest, no taking up space. Herc usually sleeps on his side or his stomach and drapes his arms and legs over Stacker and squeezes him. And Herc is one of those people who, no matter how hot it gets, HAS to sleep with a blanket and tends to roll up into a beefy Australian burrito, while when Stacker sleeps he basically never moves once he’s in a comfortable position. They fit together pretty nicely, usually, unless it’s really hot, then Herc gets banished to the floor.
Awawawawa so many headcanons for Connie’s kids
They’re about 4 years old
Like, one of them lost a top tooth and the other the bottom tooth
The one with magic is the boy, but they look alike so you can’t tell which is which
They LOVE Aunt “Beff” so much and cling to each of her legs so she can’t go away
Isabela plays raiders and qunari with them, she refuses to be called an aunt. They call her “Capt’n Bela” instead.
Uncle Bawwick. Aunt Mewwil. Aunt Ab’line. Uncle Andweff.
Connie bakes them cookies.
Magnus would be quite old by then, but they got a new mabari to babysit the kids.
They did get to kill slavers and kick raiders’ asses as a family because of a botched family holiday to Antiva when the kids are about 15 years old.