imagine your Otp watching television. Person A lies against Person B. suddenly their peace is disturbed by the sound of their kids running to them because they’re convinced there are monsters in their room.
Connie and Fenris
who cooks normally?: Connie. Half of the times, when Fenris is staying around for dinner, he helps her prepare their meal.
how often do they fight?: major fights maybe happening once every few months, with the quantities decreasing as years passed by. Minor arguments for the sake of tossing words back and forth, at least once a day.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: She counts how many days they’re away, and kisses him for the same amount. He has the red favour to remember, because what’re a few days or weeks or months compared to three years. Fenris can be patient.
nicknames for each other?: “you will be the death of me” and “lil funsucker”. Only reserved during the most teeth-rottingly fluffy moments.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: they take turns paying for each other.
who steals the covers at night?: Fenris. She just clings to his rolled form for heat like an octopus.
what would they get each other for gifts?: something inappropriate from Connie (ha ha red thong ha ha) plus a jar full of assorted cookies for his sweet tooth. He usually gives her weapons or accessories she would use, or a book that he finds fascinating.
who kissed who first?: Fenris.
who made the first move?: Connie.
who remembers things?: they both remember things pretty damn well, because if everything else are gone, memories are all they have. Especially so for Fenris.
who started the relationship?: Connie.
who cusses more?: Connie.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: they are both possessive people and guardians. The who did the hurting will regret the day they were born.
Eukali and Edi university AU
who cooks normally?: Edi.
how often do they fight?: not that often at all, because Eukali’s quick to either a.convince Edi that he’s right, or b.apologize profusely when he’s wrong. Unless he did something really shitty and Edi is angry at him for sometime, that is a big fight.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Phone call every night? Video chatting? Shopping for little things for each other? Idk, Mallow lol but I think they would at least have some sexy times over video calls during prolonged trips.
nicknames for each other?: none from Eukali because he thinks that Edi is the perfect name for Edi.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: I imagine it would be Edi. It’s their arrangement, Edi pays for food, and Eukali pays for other stuffs.
who steals the covers at night?: more like, Eukali steals Edi to be his cover at night.
what would they get each other for gifts?: all the shiny things, handcrafted accessories, random cute stuffs from Eukali. Cookies, cakes, all the delich noms from Edi.
who kissed who first?: Eukali.
who made the first move?: Eukali.
who remembers things?: Edi. Eukali is too scatterbrained, even his journal/check lists are messy.
who started the relationship?: I imagine that Eukali was waiting for Edi to be ready and say yes.
who cusses more?: i don’t think both of them cusses that much.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: hurt as in sick/injury from accident, Eukali would pamper and baby Edi. Hurt as in somebody hurt his love, Eukali is not above using tricks and mean ways to get back to that person.
Awawawawa so many headcanons for Connie’s kids
They’re about 4 years old
Like, one of them lost a top tooth and the other the bottom tooth
The one with magic is the boy, but they look alike so you can’t tell which is which
They LOVE Aunt “Beff” so much and cling to each of her legs so she can’t go away
Isabela plays raiders and qunari with them, she refuses to be called an aunt. They call her “Capt’n Bela” instead.
Uncle Bawwick. Aunt Mewwil. Aunt Ab’line. Uncle Andweff.
Connie bakes them cookies.
Magnus would be quite old by then, but they got a new mabari to babysit the kids.
They did get to kill slavers and kick raiders’ asses as a family because of a botched family holiday to Antiva when the kids are about 15 years old.