turkeyloafs replied to your post: I just remembered this dream I had… In it,…
Better than that time I dreamt Sherlock was actually a Hammerhead shark. In a coat. And scarf. Every dramatic arrival was just him flopping onto the floor and breathing with his jaw gaped. Because he’s a shark. And there’s /no water/,i cant
omg im
brb opening photoshop
WAITING IMPATIENTLY
am I
doin it
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F
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*This is NSFW! Put some headphones on to avoid embarrassment*
So this is the little treat I have been talking about! :D Think of it as, ‘Audio Sherlock Porn.’
I tried my best to get rid of the background noise, and add a little story to it as well :D I promise you that I ONLY used audio from the TV series, no extra audio has been added, what so ever!
And here is the download link that people have been asking for: http://www.mediafire.com/?8saj29bv4qwb5ud
Enjoy!! <3
Sherlock & Jawn Get It On!
- In 221B
“I looked you up on the internet last night. Found your website.”
“What did you think? Any good?”
“Very good.”
“What to see some more?”
“Oh god yes.”
*Undoes pants. John starts inserting..his.. into.. Sherlock.*“You doing it?
“Yes”
“You done it?”
“Yeah, hang on!”
*Sherlock and John get at it!*“yes….careful!……….Oh, John”…….”YES!”…..”OH GOD!!”……………
“Ahhh Sherlock…”
“Please come.”
*They finish up.*
“You ok?”
“Me, yeah, fine..I’m fine..fine….
That, ah…thing, that you, ah.. that you did with, um… that was, umm….. good.
But I was hoping you’d go deeper.”
omfg hahaha
NEVER NOT REBLOG AUDIO PORN
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Shipping : from Jakarta, Indonesia. Price already includes standard airmail shipping, which will take about 2 weeks. I’ll mail the stuffs in standard paper envelope, bubble wrapped to prevent the edges from getting bent or damaged covers. Let me know if you want faster shipping so I can add in the additional amount (ridiculous fee though :/a like, 10 bucks for 3 days shipping time for a thin greeting card sized envelope…..)
Payment method : Paypal
Pricing (all in USD):
-> FIXATION Sketchbook : 30 dollars. A5 size, 200 pages, 100 colour pages and 100 b&w pages. Multi-fandoms (Hetalia, mostly Dragon Age 2, and Thor & Loki right at the end), multi-pairings, contains M/M and het stuffs, some images can be considered NSFW even though there are no dicks pictured. Please be informed of printing imperfection(s). I check every book for them, but I cannot guarantee 100% perfection in every pages. Please contact me beforehand if you are very particular about this.
-> DA2 sticker set : 7 dollars. Size - 4cm x 4cm. (you’ll get everyone including the previously supposed to be secret extras Meredith, Orsino, and Sebastian. The corners of the stickers are rounded, and they’re already packaged inside a little envelope as you can see from here http://frikadeller.tumblr.com/post/8334275913/my-table-at-the-con-a-hard-gay-cosplayer-when-i#tumblr_notes)
-> Avengers sticker set : 5 dollars. Size - 4cm x 4cm.(you’ll get everything pictured + little extra stuffs as well) The corners of the stickers are rounded, and they’re already packaged inside a little envelope.
-> BBC Sherlock & John bookmarks set : 2 dollars (if you buy with other item(s)), otherwise, 5 dollars inclusive of shipping. The corners are rounded.
How to order : Fill in the order form and e-mail it to aramaki(dot)tokio(at)gmail(dot)com. I will confirm your order and reply to your e-mail with the total amount + my paypal address. Once I have sent my reply to you, payment must be done between 3 days, or the order will be automatically cancelled. When I have received the payment, I will send you another confirmation e-mail, and wham bam! your package will be sent at the next working day.
Order form :
Name : [the name I will write on the envelope]
Address : [shipping address + country + postal code]
Contactable e-mail address : [where can I send my replies to you? If unfilled, I will reply to the original e-mail]
Order item(s) and quantity :
Other notes : [if you have any question, or other details]
Tom had a whip in his dressing room. I’ll leave you to speculate as to why. I opened up the door, saw it, and was just “Why the hell have you got this thing?” - Chris Hemsworth
John wants in, guys…
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
OH GOD
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